emmeetsworld:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

I just can’t decide which part of this post I like best.

emmeetsworld:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

I just can’t decide which part of this post I like best.

(via sally-anne-perks)

Reblog 24/04/14 URL

ghasedeh:

nude-soul:

lilsucia:

Tbh white privilege is being able to walk around wearing clothes with marijuana plants on em and blatant references to drugs or hating cops

and smoking weed in public and stealing as a hobby

YES.

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

(via fieonyou)

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

(via your-god-is-a-twat)

betynovosadova:

…

lilplantfriend:

u cant trust people who step on flowers

(via lostincape-town)

tentacuddles:

fadeintocase:

i was waiting to skype to start up after it deadlocked my processor and crashed, and in the meantime i made this image

get dicked™

tentacuddles:

fadeintocase:

i was waiting to skype to start up after it deadlocked my processor and crashed, and in the meantime i made this image

get dicked

(via dinnerpartydan)

Reblog 23/04/14 URL
lokisqueen:

How can one not love Fry.

lokisqueen:

How can one not love Fry.

(via idbasedbeing)

Reblog 23/04/14 URL

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sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

(via your-god-is-a-twat)

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